Tuesday, September 20, 2011

mcstapleinmydiet

there are things in life that i am almost positive i am supposed to have a love-hate relationship with. except i only have a love-love relationship. like mcdonalds. i dont know whether it stems from the days of 99 cent happy meals on every tuesday night or not... but i began a love affair with it many years ago. mcdonalds has been there for me. after i finished my marathon: big mac combo. my first fastfood after camp: again, big mac combo. every home basketball game last year: happy meal. people argue that is "unhealthy" or something like that. listen, i dont ask mcdonalds to be healthy, i just ask it to taste good. just like i dont ask chris brown to not beat his girlfriend, i just ask him to woo me with song. offended yet?

ps always ask for a boy toy when you order the happy meal. it's always better. unless the girl toy is a mini beanie baby.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

da womb

chapel hill: where yopo is a staple, wrestling matches are in abundance, and creepers creep.

my time back at school has been... well, interesting. its so great to be in chapel hill. i love living in a house, da womb (lol). i love being in the school of education. and i love romping around with long-lost friends. i even had some great camp friends from jmu come down to visit for our first football game! so fun.
 but we have had a little too much excitement at our house. in the form of a little creeper, who has peeped and even tried to break in. we have had to call the cops twice, lost a lot of sleep, done a lot of security improvements, and made even more uncomfortable jokes to ease our minds. we have coined our little friend 'tom', as in peeping. good times. pray for no more encounters with our dear little friend (narnia? anyone?)
 sleepover in da womb post first encounter with tom (note this is my room!)

teammates matching and eating pancakes

stare-down. sophies.

such mature fridge magnets

we all got bats!! whooooo. this one's mine. i was voted most likely to flight not fight,
 and therefore received only a little wooden bat. 
i love this little guy! (note that's our living room)

cutest. pazookie is a lifestyle. half-baked cookies and ice cream!

 philip practicing his body-guarding techniques
ahhhhh. best friends at yopo.