my family and i always talk about signature trademarks of being a keegan. i have two such postcards from sarah jane hanging in my dormroom right now. one says: "you know you're a keegan if... the phrase "White-Whipper-Whapper-Snapper" is not only a delicious example of alliteration but the inspiration for your father's eulogy", the other: "you know you're a keegan if... you feel that sleep is the highest calling in life."
these are keegan facts. and i have thought of two more in the last fifteen or so hours.
"you know you're a keegan if... italian dressing clad noodles are a staple in your diet." (which may or may not be something i got mocked for last night)
"you know you're a keegan if... you often get ready for the day with andrea bocelli and celine dion's 'the prayer' on repeat. you also often shed a tear because of it's beauty."
it's real. it's beauty. it's the keegan way. dig it.
